RT @j3r3bear: New hire:"What size is P0?" Me:"Well, 0 is like XS and P0 is even smaller so it's like b*tch needs to eat a sandwich small."

Interesting post from @palatepress: Why the Internet Doesn't Always Change the Way Wineries Do Business: http://bit.ly/c0b5so #wine

@winehiker Sigh. I wish! I'm still in D.C. for the foreseeable future. I like the massage idea, though! (No wine till I'm off the codeine.)

It's never only one thing that goes wrong. ALL THE THINGS GO WRONG all at once. I want to go to bed now and wake up on Saturday.

@lauridsen09 Oh, man. It's like they wanted you to have Internet so you could complain about not having AC or water! #pepcofail

Can't believe how many fun events I'm missing this week because of this stupid cold. Everyone have fun at tomorrow's 19th Tweetup! :(

@kimmiemeissner Now I have that song in my head. I previously had "La Bamba" in my head, so I forgive you.

@MandyBu I don't see any booze.

RT @capitolization: Did the NTSB say anything about air conditioning in stations? Its Sunday pre-stormpocalypse temp in Union Stn rt now.

Counting the minutes until I can pick up my cough syrup refill. How exciting, right?

@darthtrina LOL!

@ncisgleek4eva92 Love is strange.

@jezykfic Ugh. It's always worst when lying down, isn't it? Gravity is a bitch.

@winehiker Excellent point. I'll try anything at this point.

I swear I'll stop tweeting about being sick the minute I stop being sick. Meanwhile, I'm running out of cough syrup. Hope it's low-calorie.

Should he? Yes. Will he? LOL, no. RT @Newsweek: Should Tony Hayward Forfeit His Severance? http://bit.ly/bp9ErZ

@alexpriest It's double points day at California Tortilla! #burritotemptress

Good luck to everybody taking the MD bar exam today -- @legaljess and @sharynortega especially!

@rosiewook My favorite part was the advice about how you'll always avoid rush hour. Yikes!

Excellent post on restaurants and local wine from @wine_curmudgeon: http://bit.ly/b2mibQ