If we retweet your haikus does that make you a published author?

Good bad poetry is cause for winning this week. See our FB page for details. You can haiku for coffee, right? http://bit.ly/dAEbHA

He's playing... Are you? RT @robdoner posted: The fatigued seal wakes Wakes to the scent of Kona Buzz Whir Hiss Keurig

@MedicalBillDog Errr, isn't "Decaf Jet Fuel" an oxymoron? ;-)

Alright, posse: Haiku Battle Royale on now til Friday. Big coffee prize pack at stake. It all goes down on FB: http://bit.ly/dAEbHA

We'd just waste away... RT @shameenm definitely missing my jet fuel..what do I do when not by my keurig??

@robdoner @djbyron We use Jet Fuel at home - seems most appropriate to go with the Loud Brew technology noise.

We admire your exceptional taste: RT @babyenow Coffee People coffee anyone? It's better than Starbucks!

@robdoner We feel some Quiet Brew technology coming your way. And a whole lotta exorbitant awesome.

We like him, he's easy-going: RT @jkendrick ...I got the Coffee People Donut Shop this time. I've tried lots of others and like them all.

In other news, everything's better with monkeys! RT @Shoffee_Joe This just in: Tree Hugger [is] awesome on ice! http://tumblr.com/xredukluo

Except for when we're not out, of course ;-)

We are always out and ready to RUMBLE!!!! RT @robdoner @CoffeePeopleInc @djbyron The Coffee GODS coming out to play? #W2YS

Ok, you two are cracking me up @robdoner & @djbyron

Ow? Er, oooh! RT @DustyOverby The principal of supersaturation at work. Yeah, I just hit you with the chemistry stick. http://ow.ly/2c2wz